My E-mail!~
SugarBear_992003@yahoo.ca

Funny Quotes!

~Policeman, Policeman, do your duty,
Here comes -your name here-, the American Beauty,
She can wiggle, she can waggle,
She can do the splits,
She can wear her skirt up to her hips.
Ain't she pretty, don't she shine,
Going down the Chicago Line,
Engine, Engine, #9.~

It runs all day, but never walks,
It often murmurs, but never talks,
It has a bed, but never sleeps,
It has a mouth, but never eats!

--A RIVER

Cinderella dressed in yella,
Went downstairs to meet her fella,
On the way her girdle busted,
How many people were disgusted?
1,2,3........

Needles, pins, triplets, twins,
When a man marries his troubles begins.
When a man dies,
His trouble ends.
What goes up a chimney?
Smoke.
May your wish and mine never be broke!

Some kiss behind a lily,
Some kiss behind a rose,
But the proper place to kiss,
Is UNDERNEATH the nose.

My heart is not a play thing,
My heart is not a toy,
But if I want it broken,
I'll give it to a boy.

Love many,
Trust few,
Always paddle your own canoe.

I wish I had a nickel,
I wish I had a dime,
I wish I had a boyfriend,
To love me all the time.
I'd make him wash the dishes,
I'd make him wash the floor,
If he didn't do it,
I'd kick him out the door.

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
Sugar is Sweet, but not like you.
The violets fade, the roses fall,
But you get sweeter all in all.

Roses Are Red, Violets are Sexy,
I wanna get with you in the back of my LEXI!

I'm up here in the nut house
My brain is in a rut,
My keeper says I'm CRAZY,
But he's just off his nut.
I'm just as sane as you are,
And I can prove it too.
When you hear my lullabye,
You'll know I'm not cuckoo.

All good children go to heaven,
But those who swear,
Don't go there!

The joke is that when the seniors hold their cigarettes they say that's the best thing they did all day!

Heavenly father,
Full of grace,
Bless my boyfriend's foxy face,
Bless his hair that grows so straight,
Keep him from the girls I hate,
Because, Lord, him and me go together great!

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