Hearts and roses and kisses galore....  What the hell is that shit for 
 People get mushy and start acting queer 
 It's definitely the most annoying day of the year 
 This day needs to get thte hell over with and pass 
 Before I shove a dozen roses up cupid's ass 
 I'll spend the day so drunk I can't speak 
 And wear all black for the rest of the week 
 Guys act all sweet but soon it will fade 
 For all they are doing is trying to get laid 
 The arrow cupid shot at me must not have hit 
 Because I think love is just a bunch of shit 
 So there's my story....what can I say? 
 Love bites my ass....FUCK VALENTINE'S DAY!!